<Thief> rofl
<Thief> man
<Thief> I just read Bob's little highschool story
<BlackMage> lol
<BlackMage> Disturbing isn't it?
<Sinistar> hee hee
<Thief> you totally neglected us folks up north though
<Thief> lol
<BobSoFreshSoClean> I couldn't think of anything good
<BlackMage> and that's bad.....why?
<BobSoFreshSoClean> Cao Cao would be the class president, I guess

<BlackMage> ...
<Thief> student body president
<Thief> lol
* BlackMage sees Liu Bei as the popular one, Sun Ce as a jock and Cao Cao as the stoner/bully.
<BobSoFreshSoClean> Stoner?
<Sinistar> bah, Cao Cao would have others bully for him
<BlackMage> For how paranoid Cao Cao was?
<Thief> exactly
<Thief> I would like to see
<BobSoFreshSoClean> Heh, Clone High done RTK style
<Thief> Bob's interpretation of XD
<Thief> for his story
<Thief> lol
<BlackMage> lol
<BobSoFreshSoClean> Xiahou Dun?
<BobSoFreshSoClean> Had his eye shot out by a spitwad!
<Thief> That's Shi Mi Zi though
<Thief> Dun still have his eye in the sim
<Sinistar> nah, it was a paperclip
<BobSoFreshSoClean> Now everyone teases him and calls him the "One-Eyed Monster"
<BlackMage> He then took the spitwad out, ate his eye and kicked the guy who shot him in the nads!
<Thief> Gu Guang can have a chemistry teacher!
<BobSoFreshSoClean> ...
<BlackMage> Chong Ming the librarian!
<BlackMage> Wang Huang the gym teacher!
<BobSoFreshSoClean> No, Wang Huang teaches shop.
<Thief> Shao Limian as the attractive teacher that Anyao has the hots for!
<BlackMage> No wonder he's missing 9 fingers....
* Thief snickers
<BlackMage> Thief: "Dear Penthouse, I have the hottest teacher. One day after class...."
<XiahouMao> Pei Yuan Shao?
<Thief> lol
<BlackMage> Hmm.
<Thief> Janitor!
<BobSoFreshSoClean> Drama club president!
<BlackMage> Pei would be the janitor/person who doesn't exist?
<XianZhuXuande> Band...
<BobSoFreshSoClean> "You boys stay off that there floor
<XianZhuXuande> Choir.
<BobSoFreshSoClean> "I just mopped it!"
<Thief> PYS: "One time, in band camp..."
<BobSoFreshSoClean> "Shut up, Mr. Pei, you don't exist!"
<BlackMage> Dear god no Thief....
<BobSoFreshSoClean> *poof*
<Thief> Li Ming = Principal?
<XianZhuXuande> Vice Principle.
<XianZhuXuande> The Principle is always a weenie.
<BlackMage> Emperor Xian = The most picked on kid in school?
<Thief> lol
<XianZhuXuande> The balls always seem to exist in the VP.
<Thief> Xian = Principle
<XianZhuXuande> There ya go.
<XianZhuXuande> He won't discipline the kids.
<Thief> what's Ju Zhang then?
<BlackMage> Hmm...
<XianZhuXuande> But Li Ming beats them against lockers.
<Thief> with books!
<BlackMage> Dong Zhuo = Creepy cafateria worker.
<XiahouMao> Ju Zhang can be the creepy librarian. ;0
<Thief> lol
<XiahouMao> Who everyone knows is up to no good, but who never actually seems to accomplish anything besides acting menacing.
<Thief> rofl
<XiahouMao> You know the librarian I'm talking about!
<BlackMage> You just know Zhen Ji, Diao Chan, Zhu Rong, and Sun Shang Xiang would be the ever-so-popular cheerleaders...
<XiahouMao> I don't know that Zhu Rong would be a cheerleader..
<Thief> Diao Chan would be some ditzy subsitute teacher
<BobSoFreshSoClean> Zhu Rong would be the gym teacher.

<BlackMage> lol
<Thief> lol
<XiahouMao> And Zhen Ji would be the band teacher.
<BlackMage> Shiyuan would be the art teacher who stays stoned/wasted.
<Thief> hmm, Zhou Youping and Zheng Xie would be funny to depic though hehe
<BobSoFreshSoClean> Zhang He would teach drama...
<BobSoFreshSoClean> Xu Chu would teach special ed.
<BlackMage> Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhang Liao, Pang De, ect would be the football team.
<BobSoFreshSoClean> Or be *in* special ed
<XianZhuXuande> TA in Special Ed.
<BlackMage> Liu Shan would definetly be in there.
<BobSoFreshSoClean> Huang Zhong would be the college guy who never left

<Thief> lol
<BlackMage> Or the dropout who came back?
<BlackMage> Like on those commericals....
<BobSoFreshSoClean> oooh, yeah
<BobSoFreshSoClean> "I'm back for my G.E.D.!"
<BlackMage> Give him a rascal electric wheelchair.
<Thief> Bob, you have enough material now for another short story right?
<Sinistar> nah, a segway
<BobSoFreshSoClean> And then some.

<Thief> and kickass spitball ability!
<Thief> lol
<BlackMage> Kongming would be the school genius of course.
<Thief> Huang Zhong, able to huck a luggi(sp?) from the end of one hall to the other end!
<XianZhuXuande> Who gets beat up before every lunch by Dian Wei.
<Thief> lol
<BlackMage> "I will not go out with you Zhen Ji. Not unless you ask three times."
<BobSoFreshSoClean> I'd have to write it about the RTK chars, though, not SimRTK... The Pang Qian bit was just satirizing fanbois meeting their "idols" in the game
<Thief> yup
<Sinistar> indeed
<Thief> you could do a mix or something
<BlackMage> The sim will never be the same again.
<Thief> Li Ming as VP would be cool to see
<Thief> lol
<BlackMage> Once again mIRC will be the source of horror that plagues said sim.
<Thief> Gin = school clown?
<XianZhuXuande> Isn't it always?
<BlackMage> We shall be feared for the demented people we are.
<BlackMage> As it should be.
<XianZhuXuande> Zhang He... I'll shut up.
<BobSoFreshSoClean> heh, maybe I'll whip something up after dinner. I can't stay up too long since I have to be up by six to go to a wedding.
<BlackMage> The school homosexual?
* BlackMage hides.
<BobSoFreshSoClean> And I won't be back until Sunday.
<XianZhuXuande> I was going to take it further.
<BobSoFreshSoClean> Drama teacher!
<Thief> teacher who diberately fails male students?
<Thief> then orders them to come in afterschool for "special help"?
<XianZhuXuande> Haha.
<XianZhuXuande> For lessons.
<Thief> or that
<Thief> lol
<XianZhuXuande> Give him Michael Jackson's voice.
<XiahouMao> We need a Zhang He smiley!
<XianZhuXuande> Haha.
<Thief> lol
<XianZhuXuande> That's one I'll probably tackle.
<XianZhuXuande> He'll be tough.
<XianZhuXuande> Well...
<Thief> yup
<XianZhuXuande> Tough to make.
<BlackMage> What about Zhou Cang? Spends all his time trying to convince people he exist?
<XianZhuXuande> I'll use Diao Chan as the template.
* BlackMage shrugs.
<XiahouMao> Are you saying Zhang He is soft?
<Thief> lol
<Thief> rofl
<XianZhuXuande> Would I say something like that?
<BlackMage> Zhang He is softer than fresh baked bread!
<XianZhuXuande> *Looks innocent*
<XianZhuXuande> (Or attempts to do so)
<XiahouMao> I have some startling evidence that Zhang He is actually quite hard, quite often!<XiahouMao> ....
<BlackMage> ....
<XiahouMao> That didn't come out right.
<Thief> ...
<Sinistar> ...
<BlackMage> lmao
<Thief> no it didnt
<Thief> James
<XianZhuXuande> Hahaah.
<XianZhuXuande> Yes?
<Thief> you ought to Priceless Event that little bit
<Thief> lol
<BlackMage> Someone post that in #simrtk.
<BlackMage> It must be seen by the masses.
<XianZhuXuande> Do it.
<Thief> okay
<XianZhuXuande> Should I give Zhang He lipstick?
<XianZhuXuande> Rob can't defend him anymore.
<XianZhuXuande> He already messed that up.
<Thief> lol
* XiahouMao cries
<BlackMage> lol
* BlackMage gives Rob some Zhang He cookie.
<BlackMage> cookies*
<XianZhuXuande> They're hard.
<BlackMage> Impossible. They are modeled after Zhang He after all.
<Thief> lol
* XiahouMao keeps crying