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Postby Jia Gai » 08 Dec 2003, 19:08

<XiahouMao_atWork> And then there were 3..
<DieHard> Yep.
<DieHard> 2 of us are Canada too.
<DieHard> Canadians are taking over the channel!
<DieHard> :-P
<DieHard> *are from*
<Liyong> er..... I'm Canadian!
<DieHard> Sweet, another one converted. ;-P
<Liyong> yes, and now that I am within the system, eh, I will take over all you hosers... right after I finish my Molsons
<XiahouMao_atWork> Canada power!
<DieHard> Hmmm.
<DieHard> I need to talk to Jaime or something regarding this.
<Liyong> yes, for she will know what to do
<Liyong> seek out the golden key of knowledge, it is at the end of the long path of something or other
<DieHard> Maybe I should bug Rob. :-)
* CaoVhal has joined #simrtk
<Liyong> that works as well
<DieHard> Eh Vhal.
<Liyong> come join us at Tim Hortons, eh, you hoser
<CaoVhal> ?
* CaoVhal is los
<CaoVhal> t
<XiahouMao_atWork> This is a Canadian chat now.
* CaoVhal weeps.
* Liyong is now known as CanadianLiyong
<XiahouMao_atWork> See?
* CaoVhal is now known as CaoVhal|Eh
* XiahouMao_atWork is now known as XiahouCanuck_atWork
<XiahouCanuck_atWork> Eh, why stop there?
* XiahouCanuck_atWork is now known as MotherCanucker_atWork
<CanadianLiyong> about time, eh
<CaoVhal|Eh> Yes, eh
<MotherCanucker_atWork> Want a brewski, eh?
<CanadianLiyong> sure thing, eh
<MotherCanucker_atWork> Hows 'bout them Maple Laughs, eh?
* DieHard is now known as MapleLeaf
<MapleLeaf> Eh, my brother is doing good.
<MotherCanucker_atWork> Your name still shows up as DieHard to me, eh?
<MapleLeaf> It does?
<MotherCanucker_atWork> Only on the bar on the right.
<MotherCanucker_atWork> I blame JavaChat.
<MapleLeaf> It is
<CanadianLiyong> it looks like MapleLeaf to me, eh
<CanadianLiyong> maybe the java chat could use a good game of curling, eh
<MotherCanucker_atWork> Yeah. Hoser of a chat.
<MotherCanucker_atWork> Draw to the button, eh?
<CanadianLiyong> I am running out of Canadian references, eh
<MotherCanucker_atWork> I got a good start on my Sun Ce game last night.
<MotherCanucker_atWork> Sun Ce rhymes with eh, too.
* ZhugeXuanshi has joined #simrtk
<CaoVhal|Eh> Yes it does, eh
<MotherCanucker_atWork> Hello, eh?
<CanadianLiyong> you're right there, eh
* MotherCanucker_atWork tosses Xuanshi a Molson
* ZhugeXuanshi Says bad words about people calling him when he is sick.
<CanadianLiyong> those hosers
* CaoVhal|Eh points and laughs, eh
* ZhugeXuanshi Is tossed at Molson.
* ZhugeXuanshi Looks confused.
<MotherCanucker_atWork> People should leave you alone when you're sick, eh? Just rest and enjoy your Medicare. It's free, ya know. What's that all aboot?
<ZhugeXuanshi> Why is everyone Canadian today?
<MotherCanucker_atWork> 'Cuz we're a buncha hosers!
<MotherCanucker_atWork> And now you are too, eh?
<CaoVhal|Eh> the question is: Why aren't you, eh?
<CanadianLiyong> too true, eh
<ZhugeXuanshi> BRB
<ZhugeXuanshi> Another phone call!
* ZhugeXuanshi Curses.
<MotherCanucker_atWork> Y'know, there's that Vince Carter guy, he plays basketball in Hogtown, eh?
* CaoVhal|Eh punches callers in the face, eh
<MotherCanucker_atWork> He can jump higher than a moose's antlers.
<ZhugeXuanshi> ...
* ZhugeXuanshi Feels alone because he is the only one not being Canadian.
<MotherCanucker_atWork> Join in, eh?
<MapleLeaf> Join the trend eh.
<ZhugeXuanshi> ...
* ZhugeXuanshi Shakes head.
<MotherCanucker_atWork> Don't feel dirty. We're your neighbours!
* ZhugeXuanshi Sighs.
<MotherCanucker_atWork> Wanna toke?
* ZhugeXuanshi Finds a hole.
* MotherCanucker_atWork looks shifty
<MotherCanucker_atWork> That's almost legal here!
<ZhugeXuanshi> I know.
<MotherCanucker_atWork> Okay, none of that for you then, eh.
<ZhugeXuanshi> I'm surprised it isn't yet.
* MotherCanucker_atWork ponders
<MotherCanucker_atWork> Surely we must have something you care aboot.
<ZhugeXuanshi> You people have too much free time on your hands.
* Jonathan has joined #simrtk
<MotherCanucker_atWork> Hello, eh?
<ZhugeXuanshi> Jon!
<Jonathan> hey.
<ZhugeXuanshi> Get away while you can!.
<Jonathan> ...

The day Canadians took control of #simrtk.
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Postby Kou » 09 Dec 2003, 00:34

Dang I missed it =P

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Postby nwduneauron » 11 Dec 2003, 18:30

* XiahouMao_atWork eeps
<XiahouMao_atWork> Meow.
* Tiger-Kitten pounces on Rob and starts biting chunks from him
<XiahouMao_atWork> Isn't he cute?
<XiahouMao_atWork> Awww!
* Tiger-Kitten bites rob's hand
<XiahouMao_atWork> So sweet. :)
<XiahouMao_atWork> Pretty kitty!
* Tiger-Kitten scratches Rob's face with his claws
<XiahouMao_atWork> Kitty likes my bushy beard. Aww.
* Tiger-Kitten scratches and tears out the said bushy beard
* Tiger-Kitten eyes PangJin
* PangJin runs for his life
* Nehiba locks PangJin in the tiger cage
<PangJin> ...s***
<Nehiba> Awww, There's a good Kitten. Have fun with your din din
* PangJin seriously considers IRC thread-ing this randomness
* Tiger-Kitten considers eating PangJin
<PangJin> Eep.


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Postby Zhuge Xuanshi » 12 Dec 2003, 00:47

•ZhugeXuanshi Pictures Cao Cao speaking thug.
Jonathan: LOL
•Jonathan can't imagine him as a thug.
ZhugeXuanshi: "Wurd cus (speaking to Dun) how are things down in the palio" (palace)
•Griffinmore sighs
•ZhugeXuanshi Can picture Cao Cao being a thug, wearing a jersey and baggy pants.
Nehiba: Don't forget his bling bling
•ZhugeXuanshi Nods.
•Jonathan can picture Liu Bi wearing that.
Jonathan: Liu Bei*
ZhugeXuanshi: And golden teeth.
Jonathan: Oh God.
XiahouMao: Deck the duck hat out in the bling bling. Yo mama.
•Phelan wants to kill Nehiba for saying "bling bling"
Mr_Akito: ...heh...wow
•ZhugeXuanshi Laughs at Rob's comment.
•Jonathan laughs too.
ZhugeXuanshi: He would draw out the Sean John logo to an extreme.
Jonathan: Dong Zhuo would wear Tommy Hilfiger.
ZhugeXuanshi: Now picture him doing Hip-Hop.
Jonathan:
•Jonathan shuns.
Jonathan: Wrong.
7:25 PM
ZhugeXuanshi: "I be chillin out in my palio, courting the hos and dealing the dough"
•Aaron joined the chat room.
•Jonathan shakes his head.
Jonathan: He would be one to say that.


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Postby Dragonfly » 12 Dec 2003, 13:22

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Postby Junts » 14 Dec 2003, 04:25

http://irc.phrenzy.org/stats/simrtk.html


Good random fun! it updates every 24 hours ;)
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Postby Shan Shan » 17 Dec 2003, 21:31

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Postby Zhang Dun » 23 Dec 2003, 05:37

* ZhangDun has come up with...the Sim-RTK Sandwich!
<ZhangDun> Take a slice of bread, (Xiahou Cai) add a slab of bologna, (Liu Cao) a leaf of lettuce, (Zhang Gao) an olive, (Man Tze Long) and a pickle chip, (Cao Cao) then you top it off with a drop of ketchup. (Shien Dun)
<Mikey> :>
<Wengy> O.o
<Mikey> Thatsb etter than some ideas that come to mind:>
<ZhangDun> Mind if I post this in the #simRTK thread?
* BobPalindrome has joined #SimRTK
<BobPalindrome> Hey.
<Mikey> DrunkPalindrome :>
<BobPalindrome> Don't judge me.
* Liyong judges Bob
* ZhangDun repeats his earlier question: "Can I post this in the SimRTK thread?"
<BobPalindrome> I wouldn't cast any stones, o thou who lies with horse
<Liyong> ...
* Liyong grabs a boulder and casts it at Bob
<Mikey> hahaha
<XiahouMao> You can post whatever you want there. ;)


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Postby Chuko Liang » 03 Jan 2004, 07:13

This is stupid and irrelevant to anyone but me, but it scared the bejezus out of me:

* DiaoChan is 5'2
<DiaoChan> :(
<Chuko_Innocens_Est> you're Rose's size!
<DiaoChan> lol
<Chuko_Innocens_Est> you're not Chinese and you don't practice martial arts constantly do you?
* Chuko_Innocens_Est looks scared
<DiaoChan> Yes, how on earth did you guess?! :o
<Deng> Eek!
<Chuko_Innocens_Est> Nooo! She's really Rose!!
* Deng jumps into Chuko's arms.
<Deng> Save me!
* Chuko_Innocens_Est crashes over backwards
* DiaoChan is now known as MeiMeiRose
<Chuko_Innocens_Est> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
* Chuko_Innocens_Est sobs
<MeiMeiRose> ;)
<Deng> Oh lord.
<MeiMeiRose> lol
<Chuko_Innocens_Est> this is singularly the most evil thing ever done on this channel
* MeiMeiRose is now known as Fanielle
<Deng> Miss Hodson, you're causing Chuckie terrible pain.
* Fanielle is now known as Danielle
<Danielle> Okay now that was NOT funny :o
<Chuko_Innocens_Est> :P
* Danielle hopes no one noticed


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Postby Harimau » 04 Mar 2004, 08:40

<01@01Mikey> but you dont have flood or rockslide
<01@01Mikey> your lead does nothing :>
<01ShienDun> jerkface
* ShienDun is now known as Shien|Patton
> I will if someone will tutor me ;)
> Isn't there anyone in the province i am in that has Flood or Rockslide?
<01@01Mikey> well
<01@01Mikey> the problem at the moment is that you're in Ru Nan
<01@01Mikey> which is in Yuzhou
<01@01Mikey> along with Ru Nan and Xu Chang
<01@01Mikey> so .. ask a Cao Cao-ite real nice? :>
<01@01Mikey> err
<01@01Mikey> Qiao and Xu Chang
> eerrh nah
<01Liyong> ask one of Ely's brood to teach you, they'll be more than happy
> "brood" ... i like that
* Harimau goes to change title
> Liyong, go think of something good for Mikey's title
<01Liyong> uh...
* Liyong draws a blank
> nevermind, i'll just make his title complimentary to Ely's title
<01Liyong> that works too
> have you seen them?
<01Liyong> yeah, heh
> Hehehe in the insect world, the king does absolutely nothing but mate with the queen, he has no power whatsoever ^)^
<01Liyong> Ely will probably enjoy that fact
> Yeah... maybe

> gah no one cares, i guess i should just change them back -__
<01Liyong> hee hee
<01Liyong> brood everywhere!
> Actually, i should let Elysia see them first ;)
<01Liyong> yes, she should see all her children
> her soldiers and workers!
> phear the power of the Brood Queen!
> I think i might post this in the IRC thread...
<01Liyong> dooo eeeeet!
> okay...
<01Shien|Patton> noooooo!
> I suppose Elysia would love the idea of being the absolute Queen of the sim just for half a day or so ;).
> I am going to post it in the IRC thread in case she misses the moment she became the near absolute ruler of the sim ;). I am going to change it all back in a few hours


Note: I changed Elysia's title to "Brood Queen", in the manner that she is now the Queen in the context of insects. The rest of you have either Worker Brood or Soldier Brood titles, hehehe.

If you don't see that in your title, its either because you have a custom title or i just changed it back already. I'll do that in a few hours.
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Postby Elysia » 04 Mar 2004, 14:08

This is just to let you guys know what we ladies have planned :twisted:

<Danielle> Yup. Us girls gave to stick together!
<Elysia> then we could over throw Mikey and take over :)
<Danielle> Lmao
* Joins: Zhang_Ji
<Danielle> Have an all girl kingdom
<Danielle> No men allowed.
<Elysia> A kingdom of ALL women. Men would be our concubines
<Elysia> I like that
<Danielle> LMFAO!
<TaishiDun> ....
<Danielle> Mike as your concubine, lmao
<Elysia> No
* Zhang_Ji wonders if he should have come back....
<Elysia> although it would be fun to make him grovel
<Danielle> Lol!
<Danielle> We've scared Zhangy
<Elysia> Lanie can take over as Duchess, and you can be her bodyguard :)
<Danielle> :|
<Elysia> and her second in command
<Danielle> No
<Danielle> Royal Guardess shield maiden
<Elysia> ok, you can be duchess then
<Elysia> lol
<Danielle> Zhen would be Empress Zhen
<Danielle> Lu Yan would be supreme commander
<TaishiDun> and Elysia???
<Elysia> Old maid
<Elysia> lmao
<TaishiDun> lol
<Danielle> Genius Advisor
<Danielle> Advises the duchess
<Danielle> and Empress
<Elysia> all men would be servants
<Elysia> and or concubines
<Danielle> Yup.
<Danielle> Hehe
<Elysia> and Pink is a good color for us
<TaishiDun> Im your servant anyway :(
<Danielle> Pink <3
<Danielle> or light purple
<Elysia> I say go for it lets over throw him!!
<Elysia> Then there would be no doubt that women really rule the men they serve
<Danielle> What can our kingdom be called?
<Danielle> Girl Power? LMAO
<Elysia> lol
<Elysia> Kingdom of Beauty
<Elysia> :)


Now that we have decided to stick together, you should be afraid, be very, very afraid :)
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Postby Heretic » 04 Mar 2004, 16:16

Elysia wrote:This is just to let you guys know what we ladies have planned :twisted:

<Danielle> Yup. Us girls gave to stick together!
<Elysia> then we could over throw Mikey and take over :)
<Danielle> Lmao
* Joins: Zhang_Ji
<Danielle> Have an all girl kingdom
<Danielle> No men allowed.
<Elysia> A kingdom of ALL women. Men would be our concubines
<Elysia> I like that
<Danielle> LMFAO!
<TaishiDun> ....
<Danielle> Mike as your concubine, lmao
<Elysia> No
* Zhang_Ji wonders if he should have come back....
<Elysia> although it would be fun to make him grovel
<Danielle> Lol!
<Danielle> We've scared Zhangy
<Elysia> Lanie can take over as Duchess, and you can be her bodyguard :)
<Danielle> :|
<Elysia> and her second in command
<Danielle> No
<Danielle> Royal Guardess shield maiden
<Elysia> ok, you can be duchess then
<Elysia> lol
<Danielle> Zhen would be Empress Zhen
<Danielle> Lu Yan would be supreme commander
<TaishiDun> and Elysia???
<Elysia> Old maid
<Elysia> lmao
<TaishiDun> lol
<Danielle> Genius Advisor
<Danielle> Advises the duchess
<Danielle> and Empress
<Elysia> all men would be servants
<Elysia> and or concubines
<Danielle> Yup.
<Danielle> Hehe
<Elysia> and Pink is a good color for us
<TaishiDun> Im your servant anyway :(
<Danielle> Pink <3
<Danielle> or light purple
<Elysia> I say go for it lets over throw him!!
<Elysia> Then there would be no doubt that women really rule the men they serve
<Danielle> What can our kingdom be called?
<Danielle> Girl Power? LMAO
<Elysia> lol
<Elysia> Kingdom of Beauty
<Elysia> :)


Now that we have decided to stick together, you should be afraid, be very, very afraid :)


There's a whole... 6 of you to rule this entire country?
Huh... Freud was right about the whole female irrationality thing.
*hides* :wink:
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Postby Lady Kerrington » 08 Mar 2004, 01:13

The joy of what fun custom titles can inspire. Congratulations, Taishi Dun. ;)


<LiuChan> TaishiDun! Come here and get some squishiess!!!!!!!
<TaishiDun> ok
* LiuChan runs plumply after TaishiDun
<TaishiDun> kick me
<Liyong> hee hee hee
* TaishiDun runs away
* LiuChan cries as he chases Taishi Dun.
* HuangHao intercepts Taishi Dun
<LiuChan> Don't you want squishies?
* TaishiDun stabs both
<LiuChan> Waah.
<TaishiDun> nooooo
<TaishiDun> don't do this to me
<JiangWei> My lord, you must stop chasing your squishies and fund my futile campaigns!
* HuangHao looks at Liu Chan. Lets TaishiDun go.
<LiuChan> I'll squishie you!
<TaishiDun> yeah
* LiuChan squishies Jiang Wei
<HuangHao> Liu Chan, Jiang Wei, go to your room and sleep with eachother! Now!
<JiangWei> I've totally, maybe, possibly, almost got Deng Ai on the ropes!
<JiangWei> Aww, again?
* HuangHao points to they're love room.
<HuangHao> their*
<HuangHao> Get in there!
<LiuChan> Don't you love me?
* TaishiDun is now known as Mongo
<HuangHao> I'll come once I royally screw up our economy.
<JiangWei> I do.. but then I can't walk properly for a week. Deng Ai made fun of me last time.
<Mongo> get out of my way
<JiangWei> He called me bow-bow-bowlegged.
* Mongo hugs LC
<HuangHao> ...
<LiuChan> SQUISH!
<Mongo> Daddy
<HuangHao> 4-some!
<HuangHao> The economy can wait!
<Mongo> You... can't... squish... mongo
<Liyong> oh the horrible things I see in here...
<Mongo> daddy daddy
* JiangWei is now known as XiahouMao
<HuangHao> Ooh, incest! I thought Xuande was your dad?


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Postby Xu Weiqiang » 09 Mar 2004, 12:22

I can't believe that I'm missing out on this!

Wait for me!
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Postby Zhou Yu » 09 Mar 2004, 20:12

I was Huang Hao!!!!!
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